What Is The Only Part Of A Vegetable You CAN’T Eat?


The wheelchair.

This and other sick jokes were found on http://www.sickipedia.org/index

Here are a few of the most terrible:

  • Cocaine is never a solution. Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.
  • Looks like Britain is on for a medal in the skeleton event. David Beckham is going to be so proud of her.
  • I typed in howdosteviewonderseyeswork.com.

    No site.

  • I saw on the news the other day that there had been a fire at the homeless shelter and it burned down.

    I thought: “What are they NOW… homelesser?!”

    I’m joking! …They were trapped inside, they’re all dead.

  • Having sex with an anorexic girl:

    Like wrestling with an unruly deckchair.

  • Necrophillia.

    Or as I like to call it, ‘Patience’.

  • How depressed would you say you are on a scale of 1 to Kurt Cobain?
  • Trying to find a specific joke using Sickipedia search is like trying to find a missing child in Portugal.
  • What’s the difference between Sickipedia and Stephen Hawking?

    Sickipedia appears to be up and running properly again.

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