Our Robot Overlords Walk Like Pimps.

Actors, Please Take Notes.

from pictureisunrelated.com

Dark Humour Reads.

That’s One Hot Arborarium.

I Wish You Weren’t So Scary, Fish.

Those are the scariest fishes ever… I would never swim in the waters near Greenland :)

The Alphabet Of Gorey.

Edward Gorey must have been a fascinating person. By looking at his disturbing narrative illustrations, one would easily assume he was a twisted, deranged character; however, according to people who knew him, he was actually a wonderful man, an absolute opposite to the characters and settings he consistently conjured.

You see, Gorey’s graphic stories evoke the most ominous and terrific feelings, even though they could easily be mistaken for children’s books. The themes he addresses in his body of work are dark and gruesome, even as they are seemingly natural. Within this apparent paradox, we find the brilliance of a remarkable and influential 20th century illustrator.

For a good example of what I’m talking about, I’ll show you a famous alphabetized poem he produced, titled…

“The Gashlycrumb Tinies”.

Roskilde, A Festival Of WTFery.

Roskilde Festival is one of the most famous music festivals in Europe. It lasts 4 days and thousands of people have fun and do some stupid things.

The Best FCC Complaints Against The Simpsons.

You have to love the people who have nothing better to do than watch a television show and then write in to complain about how it is destroying American culture and morality. A show that once built a plot around the kind people who sit in darkened living rooms, switching out tape after tape of shows that they find offensive and therefore want to restrict other people from watching has itself received a striking number of complaints. That people have been complaining about The Simpsons since pretty much its very first episode is not surprising. What never fails to shock me to the point of rolling on the floor laughing is the kind of complaints that The Simpsons gets. There is a fascinating web site called GovernmentAttic.org that has compiled a list of complaints filed with the FCC against The Simpsons that contains more laughs than a season DVD of Family Guy and the series-length DVD collection of America Dad put together.

The Eloquent Language Of Children.

• He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
  Joseph Romm, Washington

• She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
  Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

• The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
  Russell Beland, Springfield

• McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
  Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

• From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and “Jeopardy” comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
  Roy Ashley, Washington

• Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
  Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

• Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
  Russell Beland, Springfield

• Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets Tflw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake

Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hill

• Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
  Unknown

• He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
  Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

• The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
  Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

• Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
  Russell Beland, Springfield

• Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
  Jennifer Hart, Arlington

• The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
  Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

• They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth
  Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

• John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
  Russell Beland, Springfield

• The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
  Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

• His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
  Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

• The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
  Unknown

from http://forums.macnn.com/89/macnn-lounge/256680/funny-answers-by-kids/

Costumes From The London Marathon.

London Marathon is also famous for its runners in costumes.