Well, you’ve come this far so you must like something I’ve done at some point. This site was created to keep the language colourful, spiffy and even beefy. What does that mean? How the hell should I know? The point is that you’re here and that counts for something.

So moving forward, you’ll find statuses, hilarious or adorable  youtube finds, stories from my life and general rants. If you’d like to comment, I invite you….if you want to tell me I’m stupid, I will stop at nothing to pee in your mouth.